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  • The Pessimists Archive™ bookmark: 'Is Novel Reading A Disease?' (1915)
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  • Pessimists Archive™ bookmark: 'Are Too Many Books Published?' (1913)
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  • The Pessimists Archive™ Mouse Pad - 1952 article "Electronic Brains May Soon Have Little To Do"
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  • Luggage Tag, Rectangle
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  • Passport Wallet
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  • Snap Cases
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  • 'FEMALE CYCLIST ARRESTED' (1895) Porcelain Magnet, Square
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  • Pessimists Archive iPhone Case
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  • Car Floor Mats, 1pc
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  • Pessimists Archive Sports Bra (AOP) - 'DOES THE BICYCLE MAKE WOMEN CRUEL?' (1897)
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“The Pessimists Archive is Invaluable in putting today’s tech moral panics into perspective”

Steven Pinker